Rants
Some of the most read articles on this site are the various lame rants whining about various inconsequential things. Which is good, because they are the most fun to write.
So here they are, collected in one place.
- “LVL70 UberSaw MED LFG Goldrush PST. NO MED achievement farmers pls”
- Players you dont want on your Team – Middle aged work/life balance whiner
- Badlands is a magnet for exploiters, griefers, and dumb asses
- Valve Leaks Secret Design Info To Ubercharged
- TF2 Is a Satanic Fascist Hate Murder Sex Simulator
- Team fortress 2 New Years Resolutions
- Be a Pyro Rock Star
- Players you dont want on your Team Fortress 2 Team – Weighted Companion Sniper
- Beware The Sneaky Cap
- Players you dont want on your Team Fortress 2 team – The Team Stacking Singularity Collective Entity
- How to stay alive longer than one minute
- Let the Heavies use the damn teleporters first
- Players you dont want on your Team Fortress 2 team – Heavy Drinking Guy
- Playing Pyro Is Like Housework, And Spies Are Like Mold
- How to scare off the Orange Box n00bs
- Dumbass Fever
- PLZ hlp! VAC banned meee!
- Players you don’t want on your Team Fortress 2 Team – Complainers
- Players you don’t want on your Team Fortress 2 Team – Endangered Spy Crab
- “What’s this Ubercharge of which you speak?”
- Buying In
- JUST LET ME USE MY MIC!!
- I’m Your Medic – Now Do Your Part!
- New in game virus spreads like wildfire in TF2 servers!
- Just bend over and take it: Weak classes now useless.
- Death, victory, or nothing.
- Instaspawn: That filthy stain on TF2 that you can never wash off.
- “Why do we have four Spies and no Soldiers?”
- Alice’s Adventures in Achievementbox
- Press C, then 3, and let slip the flames of war…
- The Dark Side – Surf Maps
- The Lighter Brigade
- Why can’t 2fort just DIE?
- Players you don’t want on your team: Band-aid Medics
- Griefers: A Case Report
- Users Manual – Microphone
- Players You Don’t Want On Your Team Fortress 2 Team – The Boy Who Cried Medic
- Is There ANOTHER Doctor in the House?
- Disapproving Of Unlockables
- I broke your stupid piece of crap moron!
- Why Counter Strike Just Does Not Compare
- Players you don’t want on your Team – The Fairweather Medics
Sub Pages List
madlep on January 3rd 2008
Josh60502 responded on 30 Jul 2008 at 6:30 am #
I think this page needs to get updated…
madlep responded on 30 Jul 2008 at 7:01 am #
Agreed. I’ve been meaning to put together something automated so that any post in the “Rants” category automatically ends up in here. Haven’t quite gotten around to it yet
General Balls responded on 18 Oct 2008 at 10:48 pm #
Update! Update! Update!
Himmelstoss responded on 31 Oct 2008 at 7:28 am #
Need an update here!
General Balls responded on 03 Nov 2008 at 9:15 pm #
maaaaaaaadleeeeeeeeeeeep!
The Update goes here!
McBillybob responded on 04 Nov 2008 at 3:49 am #
PUT UPDATE HERE!
General Balls responded on 10 Nov 2008 at 8:13 am #
Need an update riiiight here!
madlep responded on 10 Nov 2008 at 9:06 am #
UPDATE NAOW PLS!!!
b4dboyz- responded on 14 Nov 2008 at 10:32 am #
Spys sappin’ mah update!
J Man 579 responded on 15 Nov 2008 at 2:43 pm #
Where is update? Why no Update here!? Update is credit to team!
madlep responded on 15 Nov 2008 at 2:44 pm #
Oh man…
THE PRESSURE!
Tell you what, I’m hacking away on getting http://boomercharged.net working. As soon as that’s up, fixing these pages will be top priority.
clubtheseals responded on 16 Nov 2008 at 4:35 am #
UPDATED! STOP YIPPING! ALL OF YOU! I’LL TAKE MY PAYCHECK NAOW.
Lolz responded on 16 Nov 2008 at 7:37 am #
You should thank me for this i was the one who asked for it!
General Balls responded on 16 Nov 2008 at 7:53 am #
I think my rant on Surf maps deserves a mention.
clubtheseals responded on 16 Nov 2008 at 7:53 am #
@Lolz: ‘Cept I’m the one who did it.
clubtheseals responded on 16 Nov 2008 at 7:54 am #
@General Balls: It is there. All of them are.
Lolz responded on 17 Nov 2008 at 12:01 am #
@clubtheseals
Yeah well i reminded you
Anyways am i the only person who uses their phone to view ubercharged?
Himmelstoss responded on 26 Nov 2008 at 8:15 am #
@Lolz – I do sometimes. But nothing beats the computer.
Lolz responded on 18 Dec 2008 at 3:55 am #
Need another update here!
Lolz responded on 28 Dec 2008 at 3:15 am #
NEED UPDATE AGAIN HERE!
Himmelstoss responded on 28 Dec 2008 at 11:37 am #
Update it please club! Please! Damn.
Lolz responded on 04 Jan 2009 at 12:18 pm #
Madlep! you have to get that thing you were talking about ages ago to auto-update it. Or i’ll just keep spamming ‘need an update here’ until i get bored. And i don’t bore easily.
SirMax responded on 05 Jan 2009 at 8:30 am #
If only that there engineer fella could invent some kind of update machine.
Perhaps tying this page to the rants category, if such a thing is possible.
Lolz responded on 05 Jan 2009 at 8:45 am #
@sirmax
If you look at the top of the comments the god, madlep, speaks of a time when it will be possible to automate the updates on the “rants” colum.
Himmelstoss responded on 16 Jan 2009 at 10:00 am #
I’ll update it in a few days. In the meantime, I’ll try to work on a way to automate the rants-accumulation process. But actually, not everything in the “rants” category is actually a rant – so there’s a little bit of a selection process. So yeah. We’ll see, keep your fingers crossed.
Unknown responded on 17 Jan 2009 at 8:44 am #
Thanks, mate
The Seven Deadly Sins of TF2 | ubercharged.net responded on 24 Jan 2009 at 9:01 pm #
[...] Rants [...]
tanki54 responded on 27 Jan 2009 at 7:18 am #
Cummon himmel!
Alex responded on 11 Feb 2009 at 8:05 am #
erm… a couple of days?
Tanki54 responded on 28 Feb 2009 at 7:59 pm #
Lazy.
n00bie51 responded on 12 Mar 2009 at 5:44 am #
I must say, I don’t consider my article “Disapproving of Unlockables” necessarily a rant, but whatever.
xadavid responded on 12 Mar 2009 at 2:38 pm #
For everytime i read “UPDATE!!!” a kitty dies. plz think about the kitties.
tanki54 responded on 13 Mar 2009 at 9:10 am #
Some one please inform himmel that he needs to update or i’ll kick him in the virtual nads.
madlep responded on 13 Mar 2009 at 9:17 am #
Its all still my fault.
This page should be automatically generated from anything posted in the “rants” category rather than having to be manually updated.
tanki54 responded on 14 Mar 2009 at 8:38 am #
Is it/will it be?
tanki54 responded on 14 Mar 2009 at 8:40 am #
Ps
I will proceed to kick you in the virtual nads
BONK!
uber1337 kitten responded on 04 Sep 2009 at 4:49 am #
MORE UPDATE, LESS TROUBLE
:@ responded on 20 Sep 2009 at 8:25 am #
Angry, face is angry.
Substance The Leet responded on 05 Oct 2009 at 5:58 pm #
I say we hijack this comments page…
Deepsmeg responded on 16 Oct 2009 at 10:19 pm #
Need an updater here! Need an updater here! Need an updater here!
Substance responded on 22 Oct 2009 at 6:12 pm #
Holy fuck, himmel. You said you’d update it in a couple of days… that was in january.
derp responded on 17 Nov 2009 at 5:07 am #
Aaaaaaaand we’re into November /2009/…
Substance responded on 22 Nov 2009 at 9:52 am #
Derper derp a tiddley too!
Nik responded on 05 Dec 2009 at 12:45 pm #
update update upadte update, I hate kitties
ToastedToast responded on 25 Feb 2010 at 2:40 am #
And we’re past the year mark