Sniper Diagnosis
The sniper has been having a few health problems of late.
So the medic had him fill out a quick self-help diagnosis.
Apparently it’s a result of all the Jarate practice he’s been doing.
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The sniper has been having a few health problems of late.
So the medic had him fill out a quick self-help diagnosis.
Apparently it’s a result of all the Jarate practice he’s been doing.
GeneralGoose responded on 24 May 2009 at 10:22 pm #
So…he’s seeing the Medic?
Poor Sniper, I doubt he can deal with bladder problems….seems more of a proctologist.
Mickyan responded on 24 May 2009 at 10:39 pm #
Fuckin’ gold.
Dr. Mikard responded on 25 May 2009 at 12:06 am #
Shet, and here I wanted to write an application about Sniper having some problems with his kidneys…
But its awesome anyway.
Paper Shadow responded on 25 May 2009 at 12:25 am #
Well, his kidney is three times the size of what it was before Jarate…
n00bie51 responded on 25 May 2009 at 12:48 am #
I wonder what health problems the Heavy experiences from eating all those Sandviches.
Doctor Decapitation responded on 25 May 2009 at 1:16 am #
Heavy doesn’t have problems from sandviches, he has problems from only one sandvich.
Attempting to consume entire regenerating sandvich may cause fatness, addiction to the sandvich, amazing punching skillz, a need to call for a medic every 2 seconds and a want to fire a gun that fires $200 custom tool cartridges at 10000 rounds a minute.
Comissar Cain responded on 25 May 2009 at 1:26 am #
Alas, things get really awkward when the Medic asks for the urine sample.
‘Vat do you mean you already have it…?’
ChrisH responded on 25 May 2009 at 1:52 am #
This is the best post on UC.
nub responded on 25 May 2009 at 1:58 am #
Can someone please tell me the password for the server? Pretty please?
n00bie51 responded on 25 May 2009 at 2:05 am #
I think it’s toastypies, but I’m not sure, I haven’t been on in a while.
Killa-Ewok responded on 25 May 2009 at 2:39 am #
Groinstabs!
Lawlingbawl responded on 25 May 2009 at 2:54 am #
If you join the steam community group for ubercharged the password is in an annoucement. I’m not really sure if it’s ok to say it here. :\
Jokerine responded on 25 May 2009 at 3:11 am #
Hah, that was cute.
Metal_Link responded on 25 May 2009 at 3:33 am #
Noooooooooo… Curse you Comic Sams!
Alec responded on 25 May 2009 at 5:38 am #
lol cute yeah great, can we start posting real content now?
Spydra responded on 25 May 2009 at 6:13 am #
@Metal_Link
Lol “Sams”
Also not a bad use of the font.
n00bie51 responded on 25 May 2009 at 7:46 am #
Hey, Smart Alec, I don’t know if you realized this, but madlep is the main, original founder for ÜberCharged. Though the contributors make up for a great deal of content here now, this is still his blog and if you don’t like it, GTFO his Internets.
Shrake12 responded on 25 May 2009 at 10:15 am #
*Arrives shell shocked from the abandoned boomercharged.net site in Bill costume*
Damn straight it is! I’ve been on this site ever since madlep first hit web and I’ll be eaten alive, facestabbed, and permabanned before anyone ever gives shit to Madlep.
*Cocks auto-shotgun* Got anything else to say Alec?
Alec responded on 25 May 2009 at 2:33 pm #
@n00bie51: wow, so that’s how you guys treat your users? “deal with the content or gtfo?” that really makes me feel like a valuable part of the community…
Jokerine responded on 25 May 2009 at 4:15 pm #
Don’t worry, Alec. It’s not like we’re not an important part of the community (or maybe we are, in fact, expendable, and we haven’t realized…); it’s just that this IS content, and it is TF2 related. But, if you want more *serious* articles, maybe you should simply ask for them. No offense, but “can we start posting real content now?” is pretty ambiguous.
gelugon2105 responded on 25 May 2009 at 4:50 pm #
To Alec, who said:
“lol cute yeah great, can we start posting real content now?”
Please go to tf2.wiki.net. There’s a lot more information that would be useful to you. I personally only visit this site to see some funny rants, and madlep’s are platinum-bound.
To n00bie51:
You may want to cut down on the aggression. The last thing madlep wants to do is clean up the column of comments, like the one he probably needs to do for the previous article (which I did not bother writing a comment for). Also, it would be preferable to deflect criticism more constructively, like asking the dickwad Alec to visit tf2.wiki.net.
gelugon2105 responded on 25 May 2009 at 4:58 pm #
Mickyan said: “Fuckin’ gold.”
This may be the best pun ever, if you intended this to be a pun.
In any case, I find the glowing piss rather creepy. On my PC, that has bloom and HDR active, the piss glows a stunningly bright white in the sun and is VERY luminescent in the dark. It is like the Sniper has been drinking radioactive liquids. The Nuka Cola Quantum from Fallout 3 comes to mind, and considering that TF2 does claim to have isotope-spiked drinks (the Bonk! of course), the Sniper may have been drinking coffee made from crops grown on either RED’s or BLU’s territories that contain radioactive waste.
n00bie51 responded on 26 May 2009 at 12:40 pm #
My apologies for being rude, you’re right gelugon. Just because madlep posts it doesn’t make him immune to criticism, none of the contributors including myself are. I’m just saying, madlep has been posting stuff like this since he created ÜberCharged, it seemed wrong to criticize him now.
WINGSPANTT responded on 26 May 2009 at 3:59 pm #
LOL, awesome
Tribestone responded on 11 Jul 2010 at 5:18 am #
This article is why madlep owns the site.