Cuddle Pyro
In an attempt to cut down the amount of Comment Flame Wars that have been going around, I, Paper Shadow, wish to show you someone I met on the internet very recently. His/Her name is Cuddle Pyro, and I think he/she is a proper badass, just like myself.
A quote from the above link:
Welcome to Cuddle-Pyro’s page! Here you will be able to view a fine collection of photos featuring everyone’s favorite sock pyro! Cuddle Pyro’s daily activities, travels, and adventures shall all be documented and posted here your your viewing pleasure!
I’m not sure who is the genius behind Cuddle Pyro, but I think that he/she has created something awesome. The first picture was uploaded on January 10th 2009, and the latest on April 2nd, so it is fairly recent. Since then, the Cuddle Pyro has been joined by the Cuddle Soldier, with the Medic and Spy coming very soon. I forgot how I found this; I think it was a random Google Image search for something relating to Pyros, when I saw this:
So thank you, Cuddle Pyro, you have touched our hearts with awesomeness.
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Stumble it!
oldmeme responded on 27 Apr 2009 at 4:10 am #
DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Lobsterlair responded on 27 Apr 2009 at 4:14 am #
This is stuffed with WIN
and its so cute!
Zorgulon responded on 27 Apr 2009 at 4:14 am #
If you’re letting a Pyro get in cuddling range, you’re doing it wrong.
a shrubbery! responded on 27 Apr 2009 at 4:18 am #
OH THAT IS JUST FREAKIN ADORABLE
i want one
Jesse responded on 27 Apr 2009 at 4:22 am #
THE CUTENESS
IT BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Ninjagamer12 responded on 27 Apr 2009 at 4:29 am #
Epic win
Eldrake responded on 27 Apr 2009 at 4:34 am #
This is Impossible!
This is too adorable!
Adorable?
This. Is. CUTETA!
*Shot*
CharlesMan responded on 27 Apr 2009 at 4:37 am #
Cuddle Pyro is god tier.
Sheepshifter responded on 27 Apr 2009 at 4:42 am #
This just reinforces my theory that the Pyro was made to be hugged.
Phoenix responded on 27 Apr 2009 at 4:46 am #
this is what the pyro looks like under his mask and suit. A fuzzy version of himself. Under that? No-one knows
Plasto Joe responded on 27 Apr 2009 at 5:35 am #
OMG CUDDLEPYRO IS UNBALANS NERF PLZ
Doc ock rokc responded on 27 Apr 2009 at 5:39 am #
I Have seen cuddlepyro before He/she changed her screen name to that.
Ze FirePowered! responded on 27 Apr 2009 at 5:49 am #
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Metal_Link responded on 27 Apr 2009 at 6:01 am #
Cuddle Soldier plz.
Metal_Link responded on 27 Apr 2009 at 6:02 am #
Never mind, I need to pay more attention.
Scattergunner responded on 27 Apr 2009 at 6:17 am #
OMGWTFBBQ!!! -in other words, if I don’t have one Idc LOL… So jealous… It BURRNS!!!-
-’..’-
HelisPoe responded on 27 Apr 2009 at 6:19 am #
I can see this becoming the next lawlcats.
But I enjoy this one.
Suck it internet.
Tesla Tank responded on 27 Apr 2009 at 7:03 am #
All that fluff, and yet he’s completely inflammable; Amazing!
You should also check out this equally cool plush scout I stumbled upon some time back:
http://krowzivitch.deviantart.com/art/TF2-Scout-118366450
VoidHawkz responded on 27 Apr 2009 at 7:44 am #
Cuddle Pyro Cuddles my Heart
TPMX responded on 27 Apr 2009 at 7:46 am #
The lost My Little Pony gains an affluence to fire…
Sum1 responded on 27 Apr 2009 at 8:17 am #
Dhwww! Thht iz trr cuth frr crhhrhnt wrrdth!
2tone responded on 27 Apr 2009 at 11:35 am #
Not as sweet as cuddle Smoker.
http://krowzivitch.deviantart.com/art/Smoker-113073466
Same person what made the cuddle scout.
mew4ever23 responded on 27 Apr 2009 at 2:56 pm #
Aww… WANT.
DrDev17 responded on 27 Apr 2009 at 9:05 pm #
:3 It’s just so AWWWWWWWWW
Pyros do look cuddly in a way when they are chopping you to bits or BBQing you.
Solly looked kind of like a sackboy lol
Zrakt responded on 28 Apr 2009 at 1:03 am #
WHERE CAN I BUY ONE?!
slipstream responded on 28 Apr 2009 at 2:12 am #
Rena-Chan won’t stop pestering me for one of these.
…BUT HOLY HELL, THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. It’s cuter than a baby kitten eating a cookie.
It warms my cold, black heart.
Jokerine responded on 28 Apr 2009 at 5:36 am #
Whoah, I seriously need to dig up my sewing kit and stitch together an intel plushie or something. Sounds like an interesting challenge.
Pyrit responded on 28 Apr 2009 at 8:19 am #
YOU ARE SO SMALL! EES CUTE TO ME…
scattergunner responded on 28 Apr 2009 at 1:40 pm #
when I first saw this post, I started working on a new project: a HEAVY PLUSHIE!! by now, it’s finished, and I will be uploading new photos ASAP.
Secret Agent Clank! responded on 29 Apr 2009 at 1:34 am #
It’s a trick.
It WANTS you to come closer…
scattergunner responded on 29 Apr 2009 at 2:01 am #
http://who-said-that.deviantart.com/art/A-really-Heavy-Plushie-tf2-120764418
Yep, just uploaded it to my new Deviant account, just a Heavy Plushie inspired by Cuddle pyro…
Tesla Tank responded on 29 Apr 2009 at 4:02 am #
Haha, that’s pretty sweet Scattergunner.
Mobius responded on 29 Apr 2009 at 9:13 am #
As daddy pyro would say:
“mhhphhphnhhghghgppmmmrhrrhrr.”
Tim M responded on 29 Apr 2009 at 10:21 am #
Need a sewing pattern here!
Teridax responded on 30 Apr 2009 at 5:22 am #
Awww…so cute…
Right up to the moment when it burns your face off.
But still…it soo darn CUTE…
Confetti responded on 30 Apr 2009 at 10:29 pm #
I agree with Tim M, I want a sewing pattern for this!
I WillNotShutUp responded on 01 May 2009 at 10:33 am #
Wow…. It.. Touched my heart god bless the little flaming maniac..*sniff* as much as i despise pyros i see them in a new light its beautiful. Anyway id love to know the design behind those things.. he should see if valve will sell them for a profit…$$$ haha sorry people would so buy cuddle pyros haha
James King responded on 01 May 2009 at 8:51 pm #
WE NEED MORE POOOOOOOOOSSSTS…..
James King responded on 01 May 2009 at 8:52 pm #
That wasn’t me by the way, my friend got hold of my email.
Robert64 responded on 01 May 2009 at 8:53 pm #
also i love the cuddle pyro cos im in touch with my feminine side
Spybait responded on 01 May 2009 at 10:01 pm #
IMMENSLY CUTE FIRE EVERYWHERE
Jiggles the Fat Man responded on 01 May 2009 at 10:04 pm #
What sick man sends Cuddle Pyro to fight me?
. responded on 02 May 2009 at 8:24 am #
Uberchargedz needz moarz rantz
Secret Agent Clank! responded on 02 May 2009 at 8:52 am #
Sorry guys. =P YOU HEARING THIS, PEOPLE?
I’d post mine, but it needs a crapload of GMods done which I haven’t taken care of.
scattergunner responded on 02 May 2009 at 10:43 am #
thx Tesla
p.s. srry ’bout d double-post (or is it triple post?)
Niphrendil responded on 02 May 2009 at 4:46 pm #
I want one to bring to bed and keep me safe from monsters
X6Herbius responded on 13 Jul 2009 at 9:19 am #
WANT. €=
Just need a Blu Huggle Pyro and the two of them can gambol around for hours on end, then sit down and share a cookie.
This guy so needs a Cuddle Spycrab. :3
ubercharged.net – Cuteness Alert responded on 12 Nov 2009 at 3:35 am #
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