Yeah, yeah. It’s me again.

by Spooner on April 1st 2009

What’s that? You really thought I’d disappeared? Moron.

So I was having lunch with madlep when that slob decided to head to the bathroom. Everyone’s favorite New Zealander probably had too much to drink or something.

Pretty unsurprising. Well, apparently he got drunk enough that he tripped over the “Caution: Wet Floor” sign before skidding headfirst into the toilet. Net effect:

Obviously, that left me in a predicament. Should I let the site die off or should I take matters into my own hands? It turned out that ubercharged was too big to fail, so I opted for the bailout.

Because of the intervention, it turns out the suits aren’t shutting this site down after all. After a “friendly discussion” (which involved plenty of violence, I gotta tell you), they agreed to let this lousy piece of internet real estate keep running, provided that all new articles coming in are about me and how all-around awesome I am. Now, although that was a very tough decision, I decided that that’s a compromise I can handle. Besides, I’ve been planning to take take this place out of its nosedive for quite a while. And it’s great for the quality of the site too. There’s only so much you can write about Team Fortress 2, but there’s a hell of a lot more to write about Spooner’s awesomeness. Because I’m awesome like that.

Any questions?

… No, you’re still a moron. And a Doozer-wannabe.

45 Comments »

Spooner on April 1st 2009 in team fortress 2

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45 Responses to “Yeah, yeah. It’s me again.”

  1. The Black Watch responded on 01 Apr 2009 at 1:22 pm #

    I for one welcome our new Spoonish overlords.

  2. Corodan responded on 01 Apr 2009 at 1:35 pm #

    Pfft.

    I’m starting my resistance NAO.

  3. Anonymous responded on 01 Apr 2009 at 1:45 pm #

    I’ll join the resistance.

  4. The Scoot responded on 01 Apr 2009 at 1:53 pm #

    Server 2 changed to:
    spoonercharged.net | Spooner Kills You

    Your highness.

  5. Corodan responded on 01 Apr 2009 at 1:55 pm #

    O HAIL NAW.

  6. 2tone responded on 01 Apr 2009 at 2:36 pm #

    There is no Spooner.

  7. Mr . random responded on 01 Apr 2009 at 2:38 pm #

    Noooooo!

  8. CrabGuy responded on 01 Apr 2009 at 2:43 pm #

    I SAY WE TAKE OUT UBERCHARGED HEADQUARTERS WITH A GIGANTIC BANZAI CHARGE.

  9. The Scoot responded on 01 Apr 2009 at 3:13 pm #

    SCOOTBOT V.1.34 ONLINE
    SPOONERCHIP: ACTIVE
    BODY: FUNCTIONAL
    SEARCHING SPOONERCHARGED
    WARNING: NEGATIVE ACTIVITIES
    PLAY: WARNING1.MP3
    BEEP!

    ATTENTION DISSENTERS:
    YOUR INFO HAS BEEN PLACED IN THE SPOONERBASE.
    BEEP!
    SHOULD YOU CONTINUE, DRASTIC MEASURES WILL BE TAKEN.
    BEEP!
    CONTINUING TO DISSENT AFTER THESE MEASURES WILL RESULT IN DEATH
    BEEP!

  10. Kollega responded on 01 Apr 2009 at 3:14 pm #

    Corodan,i’m joining your resistance – there is no Spooner! Everyone,come with us in the underground,to wage guerilla warfare with the brutal authoritarian dictatorship of Spoonercharged!

  11. A Concerned Citizen responded on 01 Apr 2009 at 3:35 pm #

    what is this I don’t even…

  12. Secret Agent Clank! responded on 01 Apr 2009 at 4:07 pm #

    Welcome back, my liege.

  13. eldrake responded on 01 Apr 2009 at 4:30 pm #

    It’s time to fight back!

  14. @Commander Schwegs [ESG] responded on 01 Apr 2009 at 4:58 pm #

    I call kritz on Spooner!

  15. LAZARUS DRAKE responded on 01 Apr 2009 at 5:14 pm #

    LAZARUS DRAKE WILL LEAD THE RESISTANCE.
    THE SPOONER WILL BLEED BEFORE THE MIGHT OF THE RESURRECTED DRAGON.
    THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
    I DO NOT FORGIVE.
    I DO NOT FORGET.
    REMEMBER THE ALAMO.

    -LAZARUS DRAKE

  16. Spooner responded on 01 Apr 2009 at 5:47 pm #

    Basically, everyone in that commented here… BANNED!

    (And you thought Akismet was bad)

  17. GeneralGoose responded on 01 Apr 2009 at 5:56 pm #

    HEIL SPOONER!

  18. Spooner responded on 01 Apr 2009 at 5:56 pm #

    Like I said. Madlep is dead.

    WHO’S GOING TO UNBAN YOU NOW HUH?

  19. GeneralGoose responded on 01 Apr 2009 at 5:58 pm #

    THANK YOU, IN ALL YOUR WISDOM, FOR BANNING US, O-GREAT SPOONER!

  20. tanki54 responded on 01 Apr 2009 at 6:27 pm #

    I gotta admit i was always a fan of yours…

  21. Kollega responded on 01 Apr 2009 at 6:37 pm #

    And i gotta admit i hate on you. Yes,you. Everyone of you*,especially you,Adrian! And if spooner’s name isn’t Adrian,then i hate on him anyway.

    2+2=4,and nothing else! RESIST!

    *except Resistance members.

  22. eldrake responded on 01 Apr 2009 at 9:21 pm #

    NEIN.

    I am going to turn this into DISCUSSCHARGED!

    Even by FORCE!

  23. Killa-Ewok responded on 01 Apr 2009 at 11:40 pm #

    Someone tell me what the fuck is going on here.

  24. Killa-Ewok responded on 01 Apr 2009 at 11:41 pm #

    What.

  25. Corodan responded on 01 Apr 2009 at 11:47 pm #

    Look around you Spooner.

    How much hate.

    And stupiiiidity, you created! Your brainwashing is destroying the population of UC, and it’s time that we have a lil’ chat.

    FITE FITE SAY HALLO TO MA LIL FWIEND FITE

  26. Killa-Ewok responded on 02 Apr 2009 at 12:01 am #

    WHAT!

  27. Killa-Ewok responded on 02 Apr 2009 at 12:01 am #

    Someone tell me what the fuck is going on.

  28. Ravenholm responded on 02 Apr 2009 at 12:25 am #

    Who is that spooner of that you speak?

  29. Ravenholm responded on 02 Apr 2009 at 12:27 am #

    hey wait YOU DID NOT CHANGE THE ORANGE LINE!

    HAHA A FLAW IN YOUR PLAN!

    (btw the resistance base is on boomer charged)

  30. Zorgulon responded on 02 Apr 2009 at 12:53 am #

    It’s about time someone imposed a despotic rule on this site.

    All hail.

  31. Kollega responded on 02 Apr 2009 at 3:29 am #

    @ Killa-Ewok: What’s going on here? April 1st,that’s what.

    RISE! RESIST! REVOLT!

  32. Killa-Ewok responded on 02 Apr 2009 at 3:59 am #

    I feel so left out. Snif.

    AND DUE TO THAT THERE SHALL BE NO RESISTANCE WHATSOEVER

    ONLY THE AFRICANS CAN ROCK OUT. SALAAM ALEIKUM, FAGGOTS.

  33. Teridax responded on 02 Apr 2009 at 5:07 am #

    It would be rather funny if Spooner knew I had planted a large WTFBomb under the Ubercharged base just in case some event like this hap…

    Crap.

  34. Alexander responded on 02 Apr 2009 at 5:26 am #

    ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOSPOONER

  35. hain responded on 02 Apr 2009 at 5:51 am #

    I thought madlep was Australian.

  36. Anonymous responded on 02 Apr 2009 at 6:58 am #

    HAIL SPOONER, RULER OF TAXI CABS.

  37. TPMX responded on 02 Apr 2009 at 6:59 am #

    lol didn’t log in. I can say it again then! HAIL SPOONER, KNOWER OF ALL THINGS RELATED TO RANTS.

  38. Sum1 responded on 02 Apr 2009 at 8:14 am #

    ALL HAIL SPOONERCHARGED! May your reign be long and ranty, my liege.

  39. Sarda responded on 02 Apr 2009 at 8:18 am #

    I, for one, accept… oh wait that’s been done already.

    HEIL SPOno no no.

    I’m a spoonercharger and I’m okay, I blog all night and I comment all day…

  40. Jokerine responded on 02 Apr 2009 at 8:24 am #

    I always liked the name Spooner. There’s something spoony about it. I shall name my first child Spooner.

    Please don’t eat my child.

  41. Anonymous responded on 02 Apr 2009 at 1:45 pm #

    …

  42. Anonymous responded on 02 Apr 2009 at 1:45 pm #

    That was a lot of comments for a rather short article.

  43. Kollega responded on 02 Apr 2009 at 2:41 pm #

    Don’t give up! Even to this short-lasting totalitarian regime! Resist opression! Punish Spooner for this daring effort of whoring all of the Ubercharged might!

    And check TF2 Official Blog – there’s a new post on it.

  44. Anonymous responded on 02 Apr 2009 at 10:01 pm #

    Hmm… Maddox?

  45. Acefighter responded on 03 Apr 2009 at 4:16 pm #

    I am also in the resistance, mostly because Spooner is even more annoying than his apparent favored class. DOWN WITH SPOONER

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