5 Uses For: The Sticky Bomb
The Demoman’s sticky bomb has been a controversial aspect of TF2 since it was introduced. Too many people complained that it was excessively overpowered or extremely unfair, and that it should be removed from the game. Valve addressed the problem with an update that introduced the aspect in which the sticky could be deactivated and destroyed subsequent to a few bullets fired into it. Even so, the sticky bomb is still under much controversy. Therefore, we should take action! We should use the sticky bomb for different activities other than getting a plethora of points!
1: Toy
Let’s face the facts; new toys are needed. There’s lead in the paint, Barbie’s a slut, and LEGO is rich enough as it is. The Demoman is here to fix the problem! The sticky bomb is great for a child’s toy. You could attach it to a string to make a yoyo or play a game of catch with your friends. No matter how boring a day could be, it could always be fun with the sticky bomb!
2: Boost for Your Car
Is your car unbearably slow? Are gas prices catching up to you? The Demoman could fix both of those problems with a few sticky bombs! Apply directly to the back bumper, and when you need that extra boost, just detonate! Your car will be the fastest on the road in no time!
3: Baseball
Baseball is a game that could never be abolished, but sometimes it could get very boring! Using the same baseballs every day could get quite monotonous. However, if you use the Demoman’s sticky bomb in place of the baseball, there will never be a dull moment at the park!
4: Pranks
Do you have an ignorant family member or an idiot room mate? The sticky bomb is an excellent item to prank your friend or foe. The pointy exterior and ability to explode are only a couple of the features included. The possibilities for payback are endless!
5: Fireworks
If your celebration needs a fix, then turn nowhere else but the Demoman’s sticky bomb. Fireworks are expensive and illegal in some regions. The sticky bomb could replace fireworks any day, and the explosion is much bigger and more deadly…deadly fun that is!
Stumble it!
Mickyan responded on 07 Mar 2009 at 8:02 pm #
That’s dreaming
*tear*
Deepsmeg responded on 07 Mar 2009 at 8:06 pm #
And that’s what you get for touching that!
Zanpa responded on 07 Mar 2009 at 8:20 pm #
Fun
But your screens look nearly as bad as my in-game TF2.
Turn all you graphics to max before taking screens. Aliasing is ugly.
Valkyr responded on 07 Mar 2009 at 9:29 pm #
nice gmod pictures
and a funny article.
+rep
(wait, this is not spuf…)
anon responded on 07 Mar 2009 at 11:18 pm #
wait..?
Havent I seen this before on Ubercharged? Recycling articles are we
Schmoopy The Spy responded on 07 Mar 2009 at 11:32 pm #
@ Zanpa
I would turn my gfx all the way up, but unfortunately, my pc would explode :3. No need to worry, though, becuase my new pc is coming in within a month.
@anon
You may have seen my article in the “Contributer Application” section of the forums. That would be the only other place it was displayed.
anon responded on 08 Mar 2009 at 12:49 am #
oh, right. sorry
Secret Agent Clank! responded on 08 Mar 2009 at 5:47 am #
^ FAIL! XD
Himmelstoss responded on 08 Mar 2009 at 5:52 am #
i love the demoman’s expression.
Top work. I like it.
sam responded on 08 Mar 2009 at 9:15 am #
Awesome G-mod work. Actually the best I’ve seen, but on the other hand I haven’t seen very much of it
Headwoünd responded on 10 Mar 2009 at 12:17 am #
Love the G-Mod stuff, especially the third one!
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tanki54 responded on 07 Apr 2009 at 7:54 pm #
Was just listening to control point and you popped up in the middle of it.