TF2 Vs. L4D
I can play my game with no voice commands
No voice commands, no voice commands
I can play my game with no voice commands
No voice commands, no voice commands
Look at me, look at me
Pushin’ the cart like it’s good to be
On BLU, and I’m a Payload champion
Even when I’m outnumbered 10 to me
I can show you how to pop an uber
I can show you how to eat a Sandvich
I can dominate an entire team
Even when I’m playin’ on my crappy bandwidth
I can stab and run without gettin’ shot
I can outmaneuver any Sniper dot
I know all the routes to the final point
And I can flank any defence you’ve got
Me and my friends, we never lose
Me and my friends got “Cook the Books”
And guess how long it took
I can dominate who I want, ’cause look
I can kill heavies with a bit of lead
A bit of lead, a bit of lead
And I can see you’re playin’ some Left 4 Dead
Some Left 4 Dead, some Left 4 Dead
Look at me, look at me
Just typed to say that it’s good to be
Alive, with hordes of zombies
Tryin’ to stop my victory
I can dodge Hunters without getting leapt on
I can stop a rush, don’t matter how large
I can jump on that wall fan
And I contribute to Boomercharged
I can take out 3 Tanks at once
I can make up for the team dunce
I know how to hold my own on Expert
And I can make a zombie player ragequit
Boomers, Hunters, Tanks and Witches
Me and my crew can wipe out those b*tches
I can outwit the AI Director
I’m one guy you can’t infest, ’cause
I can lead my teammates with a microphone
A microphone, a microphone
And I can win a match with a Molotov
A Molotov, a Molotov
Look at me, look at me
Making zombies go POP!
And it feels so good to be alive and on top
My gun is loaded, my saferoom secure
My win is noted, my victory sure
I can own zombies across the nation
Kill ‘em with bullets or immolation
Turn ‘em into a mass cremation
Whatever guarantees my team’s salvation
I can make boss zombies lose their patience
Send them to exasperation
My team fulfil my machination
To achieve complete pacification, ’cause
I can guide players like a flock of sheep
A flock of sheep, a flock of sheep
And I can leave one dying without a care
Without a care, without a care
And I can board the copter and leave them behind
And leave them behind, and leave them behind
And leave them behind, and leave them behind
And leave them behind!
I can play my game with no voice commands
No voice commands, no voice commands
I can play my game with no voice commands
No voice commands, no voice commands…
Stumble it!
Paper Shadow responded on 26 Nov 2008 at 9:18 am #
FIRST!
Also, God Bless Handlebars…
superking208 responded on 26 Nov 2008 at 9:19 am #
Just amazing. I love the original, but I’m going to hear these lyrics every time it’s on now. By the way, I prefer TF2 simply because of it’s accessibility for those without headsets.
Himmelstoss responded on 26 Nov 2008 at 9:42 am #
I’m never going to think of that song the same way again… very nice!
I’ll whip up a quick album cover, hehe.
Baejung92 responded on 26 Nov 2008 at 9:55 am #
This album cover has even more potential than the Oh No You Deedn’t one…
RJ-Pilot responded on 26 Nov 2008 at 11:18 am #
Someone needs to sing this….
Axon responded on 26 Nov 2008 at 12:18 pm #
The song is awesome, now im trying to sing it.
Himmelstoss responded on 26 Nov 2008 at 1:00 pm #
I whipped up a super-crappy album cover for this:
http://himmelstoss.deviantart.com/art/Flobonks-Fight-with-Bats-104622881
Yes, I am aware of how crappy this is. Especially the scout on the bottom. Sigh.
General Balls responded on 26 Nov 2008 at 1:26 pm #
I left this for so long because I was trying to think up a pic to go with it, but because I’m so out of touch with mainstream music these days and hadn’t heard of this song before, I couldn’t think of anything.
And I bet edinbugger was wondering what took me so long to let it through, so I let it through before he started yelling at me. >_>
n00bie51 responded on 26 Nov 2008 at 2:09 pm #
You just killed Flobots, ugh…
Oh well, it’s not like that was their best song anyway.
minimegacar responded on 26 Nov 2008 at 3:41 pm #
woot
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Introducing the Flobonks! | The Bourgeois Buffoon responded on 26 Nov 2008 at 4:34 pm #
[...] by Edinbugger’s relyricization of “Handlebars” by Flobots over at Ubercharged, I whipped up this possible album [...]
Sypheros responded on 26 Nov 2008 at 8:02 pm #
I dug it.
Cpl. Chris responded on 27 Nov 2008 at 3:00 am #
Hey man that is some funny shit. Keep it up and write some more
mattbots responded on 27 Nov 2008 at 3:56 am #
No. We need more than just an album cover, we need to perform it, machinima some visuals, and post an entire youtube vid.
Axon responded on 27 Nov 2008 at 5:12 am #
But if you want all that, we need the music with no voice, only music.
Kokoperheensuosikki responded on 27 Nov 2008 at 6:39 pm #
Well, then, get the .MP3 -No, .FLAC- and then someone who can use Audacity.Remove the right sound layer and POOF! And then Axon could sing it.
2Lt. ME responded on 01 Dec 2008 at 5:13 am #
ha! that song is nice , actually better than the flobots. keep it up man
Morning of the very first day « Funded By No One responded on 04 Dec 2008 at 6:35 am #
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