Heavy and Medic In Da House
Oh no…
Ohh noo…
Oh nooo! (Go! Go! Go!)
OH NO YOU DEEDN’T!
Cowards try to keel me, but da doktor heal me, so now…
OH NO YOU DEEDN’T!
They send leetle bomb back, but I make a comeback, go POW!
OH NO YOU DEEDN’T!
Doktor very good friend, stay vith me until end of round
OH NO YOU DEEDN’T!
Silly leetle babies, pushing up daisies underground
OH NO YOU DEEDN’T!
Oh no you deedn’t, oh no you deedn’t, oh no you deedn’t, oh no you deedn’t,
Deedn’t you oh no…
So maybe I am leetle slow… but vith Sasha, is karasho!
DOKTOR! COME, SING VITH ME!
Ja!
ACH NEIN YOU DIDN’T!
Tried to kill my patient, but I vas too sapient for you
ACH NEIN YOU DIDN’T!
I kept him at peak health, while he took your meek health from you
ACH NEIN YOU DIDN’T!
Vhen he’s using his fists, I still rack up assists at light speed
ACH NEIN YOU DIDN’T!
Sandvich can revive him, but vith me none survive his stampede
ACH NEIN YOU DIDN’T!
Ach nein you didn’t, ach nein you didn’t, ach nein you didn’t, ach nein you didn’t,
Didn’t you ach nein…
Victory is both his and mine… 4 rockets, and he’s still feeling fine!
VERY GOOD! BWAHAHAA!
Danke schoen, danke schoen… assistance bitte!
Da!
OH NO YOU DEEDN’T!
Try to hide, cowards, I’ll find you
Think you’re in da clear? I’m behind you!
I have my love Sasha
And darling Natascha
I say “Keel” they say “Da”
So much blood! Hahahaa!
You think you’re so smart, I push leetle cart to greet you
OH NO YOU DEEDN’T!
Medic has my back, so I’m free to shower flak till I defeat you!
OH NO YOU DEEDN’T (Medic!)
Cart is nearing last cap, it’ll be a fast cap for sure
ACH NEIN YOU DIDN’T!
Dummkopfs everywhere, we will make their lives despair in the near future
ACH NEIN YOU DIDN’T!
Oh no…
Ohh noo…
Oh noooo…
OH NO YOU DEEDN’T! BOOM!
edinbugger on November 15th 2008 in heavy weapons guy, medic, team fortress 2, the funny
Stumble it!
General Balls responded on 15 Nov 2008 at 9:07 pm #
You owe me for the pic, edinbugger.
Payable in CASH, baby. (:<
clubtheseals responded on 15 Nov 2008 at 9:28 pm #
That pic is just, fitting. I can’t gome up with a good way to describe it.
Sypheros responded on 15 Nov 2008 at 11:07 pm #
Im sensing some plagiarism…..
*Cough* Mercenaries 2 *Cough*
edinbugger responded on 15 Nov 2008 at 11:58 pm #
Balls is credit to team!
Here, have this coupon for 500 Internets for your troubles!
n00bie51 responded on 16 Nov 2008 at 12:25 am #
I enjoy killing hordes of players as a Heavy. It makes me feel good inside.
SirMax responded on 16 Nov 2008 at 12:30 am #
ahh damnit now this song is stuck in my head again
Eran responded on 16 Nov 2008 at 12:35 am #
Mercs2 wins.
madlep responded on 16 Nov 2008 at 12:36 am #
HEAVY PIC IS CREDIT TO TEAM!!
hyperhopper responded on 16 Nov 2008 at 12:50 am #
where is that gnome from?
clubtheseals responded on 16 Nov 2008 at 2:54 am #
@hyperhopper: You have to look for it in HL2 Ep2.
FlyingHat responded on 16 Nov 2008 at 5:23 am #
Now lets see if someone can contract Gary Schwartz and Robin Downes to actually make this song happen.
UberOgden responded on 16 Nov 2008 at 5:49 am #
That Gnome did it for me. Can somebody pick me up from the floor?
nalfang responded on 16 Nov 2008 at 7:28 am #
That is oddly satisfying. I just have no other words for it.
Killa-Ewok responded on 16 Nov 2008 at 8:48 am #
ZHE HEAVY IS A SPY
2tone responded on 16 Nov 2008 at 11:03 am #
I sense…more musical pairings to come…
Perhaps a Pyro’s rendition of “Chacarron Macarron”?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l12Csc_lW0Q
Kowl Slaw responded on 16 Nov 2008 at 11:04 am #
I actually listened to the real song and read these lyrics in my mind at the same time. Epic win.
Falcon Punch responded on 16 Nov 2008 at 7:17 pm #
Wow, man. That parody just made my day.
Acuturbo responded on 17 Nov 2008 at 6:51 am #
You win at EVERYTHING.
Zorgulon responded on 18 Nov 2008 at 3:26 am #
As someone who hasn’t played Mercs 2, may I thank you wholeheartedly for introducing me to that song. Not quite Still Alive, but still…. bloody…. awesome.
Nice parody too.
numlocked responded on 21 Nov 2008 at 5:46 am #
please please PLEASE, make a recording of this!
Lolz responded on 22 Nov 2008 at 4:35 am #
Edinbugger is credit to team (remember me edinbugher?)
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Pietacular responded on 01 Dec 2008 at 1:58 pm #
Someone needs to make this into a real parody of the song.
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