Meet The Batman
There’s been a bit of Batman stuff going on with ubercharged of late. Something about that Dark Knight flick. Mostly this new-age, angsty, emo Batman. The kids seem to like it.
Anyway, I figured it was about time we saw some classic old-school Batman stuff. I’m talking the retro 1960s version. You know, back when Batman was tubby; bat computers had like 3 dials on them, ate punch cards, and beeped a lot; and it wasn’t considered to be eco-terrorism to have an atomic powered Batmobile.
Yes, things were simpler then. Even mobile phones were a novelty only afforded to crime fighting super heroes.

So riDDimann gives us some scout batman action (he uses the “bat” only – get it… took me a minute to figure that out).
Some time ago playing Team Fortress 2 normally just didn’t cut it anymore. Somehow I ended up playing scout again. Bat only.
TF2 Danjo
And in other youtubery, PadSeeEw over at Fragwagon has unearthed this… I don’t even know what the hell this is. It’s like… GAH. Some Japanese pop to a bizairro TF2 anime video. BRAIN ASPLODE!

jimmy.pop responded on 07 Nov 2008 at 8:11 am #
Haha the beggining of Batman was like a machinima
b4dboyz- responded on 07 Nov 2008 at 8:22 am #
That last bit is a little scary.
gRUMBLES responded on 07 Nov 2008 at 8:35 am #
Crap, now Im gonna be singing that damn song all night when I play
“DANJO DANJO DANJO”
SirMax responded on 07 Nov 2008 at 8:41 am #
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lCfD592ABL4&feature=related
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zErfmD4hApg&feature=related
I see your american cartoon and raise you an anime
Neuromante responded on 07 Nov 2008 at 8:55 am #
About the Batman video, nice idea, bad execution: It lacks of “POINK’s” and batman-related stuff.
The Danjo, as the japanese say: kawai!! ^_^
supremesonic responded on 07 Nov 2008 at 9:12 am #
That second video is simultaneously the most terrifying and most awesome thing I have ever seen.
Toxoplasma responded on 07 Nov 2008 at 9:24 am #
Last video: (Might not format properly)
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Anonymous responded on 07 Nov 2008 at 11:45 am #
The sad thing about the second video is that I understood a lot of the more obscure memes in it (e.g. Yukkuris, the pattern of said yukkuris appearing, and other stuff)
Anonymous responded on 07 Nov 2008 at 11:49 am #
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=C5bA7IlbHac
Here’s another version of the video with the same song, but different characters. It’s subbed, so you can understand the lyrics of the song.
Spoiler: Basically, Japanese school seating arrangement by gender, dan being male, jo being female. For the TF2 version, jo is the medic, and dan is any offensive/non-medic class.
hain responded on 07 Nov 2008 at 1:04 pm #
Oh, the subtitles… it makes so much sense now – Thanks anonymous I can rest easy now.
Pad See Ew responded on 07 Nov 2008 at 3:07 pm #
I realize I’m getting old, but it’s funny how merely the sight of the old Batmobile gives a thrill.
lilgamefreek responded on 07 Nov 2008 at 3:11 pm #
Man, german TF2. So sad.
minespatch responded on 07 Nov 2008 at 4:39 pm #
My laughing turned to a face of horror after seeing that Japanese influenced video… The laughing came from the Batman video. Such a funny video. Man, why didn’t I think of that?!
Stick responded on 07 Nov 2008 at 10:33 pm #
In the first video, I like how when he hits people they seem to spurt cheese.
Killa-Ewok responded on 08 Nov 2008 at 3:02 am #
“Get on the frigging BATMAAAN!”
Valkyr responded on 08 Nov 2008 at 3:53 am #
Personally, I found the Japanese Danjo video more hilarious then the TF2 Batman vid. It’s just more surreal and out of the ordinary, because, honestly, I’m used to seeing scouts rush in wielding only their bats.
Slipstream responded on 08 Nov 2008 at 8:53 am #
Batman Video > Danjo Video.
Any questions?
Anonymous responded on 08 Nov 2008 at 2:55 pm #
>>Slipstream
Yeah. You got it wrong the first time. Here’s the real answer:
Danjo Video > Batman Video
Anonymous responded on 08 Nov 2008 at 11:33 pm #
Oh lol, why is the Heavy the ?? (lady). He’s more suited to be the ?? (gentleman).
Slipstream responded on 11 Nov 2008 at 10:06 am #
Anonymous man has an anonymous argument.
I retain my western love.
Lord Grey?now LordJohnWhorfin? responded on 25 Jan 2009 at 1:24 pm #
the danjo scares the hell out of me BRAIN ASPLODEY!!!!!
gelugon2105 responded on 24 Mar 2009 at 1:50 pm #
In case any of you don’t know, Team Fortress 2 is released for the PS3 as well. But Valve seems to have forgotten this entirely and made no effort to update the PS3 version, which still has hordes of game-breaking bugs. Fortunately, there is the PC version and there are Japanese servers.
But seriously, everyone, including the characters, talk in Japanese. And the Japanese tend to use custom-made maps that involves doles of posters and Katamari crap.
gelugon2105 responded on 24 Mar 2009 at 1:57 pm #
Yes, the second video made my brain atrophy. But I have doubts about whether this video is the original one for this song, since there is one for Final Fantasy and one for even South Park.
But I kinda find it hilarious that they argued about the gender of the Pyro.