Recruiting the team – Heavy
This was found in a classified drawer in the red base.


IdleHands on October 14th 2008 in heavy weapons guy, team fortress 2, the funny
This was found in a classified drawer in the red base.


IdleHands on October 14th 2008 in heavy weapons guy, team fortress 2, the funny
edinbugger responded on 14 Oct 2008 at 8:03 am #
LOL, good sir, LOL!
clubtheseals responded on 14 Oct 2008 at 8:26 am #
That was awesome. Mind if I do one for the Medic?
goosemonger responded on 14 Oct 2008 at 8:28 am #
I wish I could make a CV like this, and have the employer coincidently be a TF2 player.
Not really worth risking it though.
Xharn responded on 14 Oct 2008 at 8:42 am #
A great idea, I’d love to see more of these.
Xeno responded on 14 Oct 2008 at 8:56 am #
I must admit, this was great! I loved the annotations made by the Red Team.
Though, heavy failed to tell anyone he was GLORIOUS
Ben Finkel responded on 14 Oct 2008 at 8:59 am #
I loved this. We need more of ‘em!
Ben
clamps responded on 14 Oct 2008 at 9:42 am #
im positive he says Die instead of Cry
madlep responded on 14 Oct 2008 at 10:01 am #
@clamps – it is so definitely “cry”
It’s a major TF2 in-joke. It’s even written on the front of the payload bomb.
Cubic_C responded on 14 Oct 2008 at 10:32 am #
That was awesome.
edinbugger responded on 14 Oct 2008 at 11:12 am #
Also, don’t suppose you could upload a template or something somewhere?
DrTarget. responded on 14 Oct 2008 at 11:26 am #
More please!
Sypheros responded on 14 Oct 2008 at 11:42 am #
You deserve a medal!
HelisPoe responded on 14 Oct 2008 at 12:49 pm #
I see another great TF2 mini-story arc. Of course he’s going to do all the classes! I can’t wait.
Himmelstoss responded on 14 Oct 2008 at 1:22 pm #
IdleHands is credit to team!
UberOgden responded on 14 Oct 2008 at 1:27 pm #
MUST. PUSH. PUNY. SHOPPING. CART.
Anonymous responded on 14 Oct 2008 at 1:38 pm #
So…he fought naked with wild bears?
Dude’s the manliest man I’ve ever heard of in the kingdom of man.
minespatch responded on 14 Oct 2008 at 2:23 pm #
Is there a template for this? maybe it can be a deviantart meme for those who are big fans of TF2(Including myself).
Zorgulon responded on 15 Oct 2008 at 2:18 am #
I got fired from Wal-Mart for the exact same reason. The employment tribunal is still ongoing.
Seriously though, that was spot-on. Absolutely top-shelf.
SirMax responded on 15 Oct 2008 at 2:46 am #
I’m so doing the spy one. Great idea, idlehands.
mew4ever23 responded on 15 Oct 2008 at 2:48 am #
Nice.
I could imagine what the heavy would do as a greeter..
Heavy: WALCOME TO WALMART!
customer: eep. *runs away*
Heavy: YAAA! *chases customer*
IdleHands responded on 15 Oct 2008 at 10:05 am #
The templates;
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/2010/applicationud2.jpg
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/6427/application2fh4.jpg
Wow didn’t think people would like it that much, I’ll try and do more. Feel free to use templates to make your own, be interesting to see what people come up with.
jimmy.pop responded on 15 Oct 2008 at 11:58 am #
Nice one idle. Touche!
Mr. Noobinator responded on 15 Oct 2008 at 2:39 pm #
“best not mock his artwork”
i laughed so hard on that part
Zippy responded on 15 Oct 2008 at 4:34 pm #
That’s great. “Puny men”.
Zorgulon responded on 16 Oct 2008 at 2:16 am #
Had a go at doing one for the Pyro. Nowhere near as awesome as the original poster’s, mind:
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/1775/pyroapplication1pc5.jpg
and
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/8066/pyroapplication2kj0.jpg
minespatch responded on 16 Oct 2008 at 2:57 am #
@Idlehands:
Thanks man!
Snakey responded on 16 Oct 2008 at 1:57 pm #
Lmao gr8 application
Forscyvus responded on 16 Oct 2008 at 2:15 pm #
@Zorgulon – GLORIOUS INFERNO!
P. H. responded on 16 Oct 2008 at 5:11 pm #
LOL! And some greeters at Wal-Mart are not exactly friendly, so the Heavy may have had a shot at working there.