Gone
My watch hums. Light bends and I take on the colour of air. I am now something like a ghost, but not quite. Though I am unseeable, I am not untouchable. If a single stray grenade or errant rocket heads my way, I would be turned from an imitation spectre to a genuine one. It is with this knowledge that I plunge myself deep into a mass of hostility.
I waltz by a man who could snap me in twain; I pirouette past a warrior who could make a thousand ghosts; I gavotte around a being whose only desire is to see me set ablaze. In an instant, I am among them; in an instant, I am gone, leaving their backs in my wake.
I pass through enemy doors as invisibility evaporates like morning dew. I am a ghost no more, just a man with a mask that offers as much protection as a wall of air. In actual combat, I can do little. Perhaps I might win a battle here and there, but for me to fight directly is a futile effort. No, mine is not a role of confrontation, but of infiltration. Instead of force, it is finesse that prolongs my life and furthers my cause. With guile, I weave past the front lines and penetrate the heart of enemy territory, there I place myself amongst the unwary and the unguarded and…
Heavy footsteps around a corner, they speak of a man who benchpresses anvils. No time to hide and no time to run, only enough for a puff of smoke and-
I am a soldier, reloaded and ready for action! I’ve got rockets galore and I’m itching to ram them down the throats of the nearest group of maggots! I scream a battle cry at my ally and he laughs lustily and responds in kind. We cheer coarsely and we head outside where manly men like us can fight! I’m weighed down with weaponry, so my compatriot outpaces me, but I’ll get to the battle because I’m a soldier and a warrior! I am nightmare incarnate! I am…
Gone. Left through a door, firmly believing that a comrade is just a few steps behind him. Masks and invisibility are poor shields, but with guile and finesse, they can bring you farther than any might imagine. They could fortify the world with locks and traps, but as long as I keep my steps stealthy and touches subtle, it is still my oyster to crack open and plunder.
Check every shadow and every corner you can; I shall still evade your sights and elude your defenses. Away from your eyes and behind your belligerent backs, I strike down your vulnerable and sabotage your devices. And then, when you cry out and return to the places you thought hallowed and untouchable, when you seek me out amongst the fallen and the destroyed…
I am gone.
I am a spy, and this is what I do.


theminipanda responded on 17 Sep 2008 at 10:10 pm #
Nice job! I really liked where he pretended to be a soldier it was hella funny.
madlep responded on 17 Sep 2008 at 11:45 pm #
Awww, I thought there was gonna be some backstabbing going on at the end.
Gerkuman responded on 18 Sep 2008 at 12:39 am #
‘…. Until I’m set on fire’
alternate ending responded on 18 Sep 2008 at 2:16 am #
That was fucking awesome
Slipstream responded on 18 Sep 2008 at 3:07 am #
*applauds*
Another brilliant class monologue. I tried doing one for Pyro, but it wasn’t of this professionalism. Well done.
Baejung92 responded on 18 Sep 2008 at 6:15 am #
the pyro one would have to be written entirely in pyrospeak…
HelisPoe responded on 18 Sep 2008 at 6:25 am #
I love this. Great job! And about time that the Spy monologue came out.
Himmelstoss responded on 18 Sep 2008 at 6:46 am #
Definitely your best class monologue to date. Keep it up!
Eric responded on 18 Sep 2008 at 8:38 am #
This is excellent writing. Wow. Please continue.
Wow.
Minespatch responded on 18 Sep 2008 at 10:43 am #
This makes me think of Queen’s song “The Invisible man”.
Chagrin responded on 19 Sep 2008 at 4:12 pm #
I rather enjoyed your use of language, which is just as deft and suave as is befitting a spy.
Just stay the hell away from me when I’m scoped.. wanker.
Moose.! responded on 08 Dec 2008 at 3:02 pm #
Spy = sex.
Also, peanut butter.
Ichai responded on 29 Dec 2008 at 1:40 am #
Goddamn spies <_<