Spy on the cap point, run boys, run.
The soldiers in the house and spammin’ his gun.
The server’s being over run by the pyros
“Medic, does your gun sting?”
“No, child, no.”

The devil went down to Dustbowl, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind ‘cos he was way behind: he was willin’ to make a deal.
When he came across this young man bangin’ on a sentry upgradin’ it good.
And the devil jumped upon a control point and said: “Boy let me tell you what:
“I bet you didn’t know it, but I’m a sentry builder too.
“And if you’d care to take a dare, I’ll make a bet with you.
“Now you build a pretty good sentry, boy, but give the devil his due:
“I bet a dispenser of gold against your soul, ‘cos I think I’m better than you.”
The boy said: “My name’s Engie and it might be a sin,
“But I’ll take your bet, your gonna regret, ‘cos I’m the best that’s ever been.”

Engie you rosin up your wrench and build your sentry fast.
‘Cos hells broke loose in Dustbowl and the devil keeps talkin sass.
And if you win you get this shiny dispenser made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.

The devil opened up his toolbox and he said: “I’ll start this tard.”
And fire flew from his fingertips as he his his sentry hard.
And he banged the wrench across his sentry and it made an loud clunk.
Then a band of demons joined in and poor old Engines heart had sunk.

When the devil finished, Engie said: “Well you’re pretty good ol’ son.
“But if you’ll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done.”

Spy on the cap point, run boys, run.
The soldier’s in the house of the spammin’ gun.
Sniper in the battlement, shot your head.
He taunts after I’m dead.

The devil bowed his head because he knew that he’d been beat.
He laid that golden dispenser on the ground at Engie’s feet.
Engie said: “Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
“I told you once, you son of a gun, I’m the best that’s ever been.”

Scout on the payload, run boys, run.
The heavy is spinning up his gun.
Medic is there with glasses on his head.
He taunts after I’m dead.

The lyrics didn’t rhyme allot of times.. I cringed at the last part of the chorus each time.. Please.. if you are going to make a parody of a song, then at least fit the same flow of said song?

DAMN, failed again…

(to get the full effect I do suggest you read it in the melody and timing of the actual song)