Playing Medic: Things You Should Know

Dominic from over at Something Emporium has produced a set of mock tips on how to play the medic in TF2. These guys must have found my secret game play techniques book…

When you’re met with such criticism, you have a few options. The poor medic laughs it off. The mediocre medic just keeps on playing. Let me educate you as to the technique of the AWESOME medic.

Have a pen and pad sitting beside your keyboard. Any time anyone (yes, _anyone_) criticises you, mark their name down. Put it in nice, bold lettering, so that you can see it at a glance.

And the next time that player is calling for a medic, the next time that player is on thirty health and burning rapidly away to zero, the next time they’re looking directly at you and want nothing more than to be healed, the next time their screams of “MEDIC!” fill your chat window: that time, turn your back on them. Find the nearest scout or sniper, and heal them instead.

heavy on fire

madlep on February 23rd 2008 in community, funny, medic, tactics, team fortress 2

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2 Responses to “Playing Medic: Things You Should Know”

  1. UncleSpoon responded on 24 Feb 2008 at 6:47 am #

    I have made the decision to not heal team jackasses unless absolutely necessary. If you act like a dick on my team and I’m a Medic, you’d better hope nobody else needs healing when you do, because sacrificing you at the expense of decent teammates is an easy decision to make:)

  2. Rich responded on 24 Feb 2008 at 5:15 pm #

    Haha, thats great. It is even better if you just taunt them.

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