Half Life : Full Life Consequences - f**ked up machinima
More HL2 junk after Gordon’s prank call the other day.
Apparently this is a Half-Life fan fiction story written by a six year old. Some Garry’s Mod masochist then went and made it into a video.
It’s one of those videos that is so bad, it’s good.
retarded Fan Fiction by: squirrelking Narration by: blind51de
madlep on January 24th 2008 in funny, garrys mod, half life, machinima, videos
Stumble it!
funkeystu responded on 24 Jan 2008 at 9:29 pm #
That was hilarious - that 6y.o. deserves lollies or something.
Dr. Leh responded on 25 Jan 2008 at 3:04 am #
Haha, this reminds me a lot of the ytmnd readings of fanfictions- but really takes it up a notch with animation.
http://maytricks.ytmnd.com/
http://tailsofdestiny.ytmnd.com/
http://finalfantasy15.ytmnd.com/
Neslock responded on 25 Jan 2008 at 1:47 pm #
This was incredible. I watched it three times straight through.
Wheats responded on 27 Jan 2008 at 5:41 am #
The kid who wrote this also wrote a digimon one. His name is Peter Chimera
Srug responded on 27 Jan 2008 at 5:45 am #
This guy wrote it
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/181593/Peter_Chimaera
Scythe responded on 28 Jan 2008 at 12:02 am #
So.
Damn.
Awesome.
Seriously, machima of the year.
A+++ Would buy again.
Elvis! responded on 28 Jan 2008 at 1:30 am #
sweet demoman vid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC7N9_NT_S0
squarefrog responded on 31 Jan 2008 at 8:58 am #
Best. HL2. Story. Ever.
wolf kazumaru responded on 01 Feb 2008 at 11:14 am #
Win. XD I started choking on my pop.
Matt responded on 01 Feb 2008 at 9:53 pm #
Squirrelking wrote it, not Peter, you tards.
anon responded on 02 Feb 2008 at 12:59 am #
lulz
Trent responded on 03 Feb 2008 at 2:46 am #
Simply amazing
HL player responded on 03 Feb 2008 at 10:12 am #
Am I the only one who was not impressed? I thought it was retarded.
Gordon Freeman responded on 03 Feb 2008 at 11:43 am #
@HL player - I think that’s kind of the whole point.
Pyleic responded on 06 Feb 2008 at 8:16 pm #
My favorite part was.. “Because he didn’t have any weapons! [thirty seconds of driving later] So John Freeman shot the ocifer and drove off!”
John responded on 07 Feb 2008 at 1:47 am #
That’s all well and good, but I still don’t know - how is babby formed?
Chance responded on 07 Feb 2008 at 1:48 pm #
Holy Crap.
Its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys.
On the one hand, I can’t stop laughing.
On the other, I wish I could have written anything this cool when I was 6.
xioSlayer responded on 10 Feb 2008 at 1:53 am #
+1
Best HL2 film yet.
SixYearOld responded on 06 Mar 2008 at 7:44 pm #
And now imagine that poor six-year old that doesn’t have the faintest idea why people make fun of his “awesome” story :).