Gordon Freeman Calls Coast to Coast AM

Right, this one is hilarious. Not exactly TF2 related, but gold all the same.

From Saturday morning, January 19, 2008. Someone posing as Freeman calls in on open lines. George Noory is apparently oblivious.

Gordon rants off his paranoid conspiracy theories about some “G-man” stalking him.

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28 Responses to “Gordon Freeman Calls Coast to Coast AM”

  1. b4dboyz- responded on 21 Jan 2008 at 11:53 am #

    LMAO!!! The mute is given a voice. I love it!

  2. Lord Guthran responded on 21 Jan 2008 at 6:01 pm #

    Wow, Just… Wow.

    I have to give this guy props just for THINKING about doing this.

    I wish I had the nerve to do something like this.

    Props

  3. bleebloo responded on 22 Jan 2008 at 9:01 am #

    I didn’t realize Freeman was a Canadian :P

  4. K responded on 22 Jan 2008 at 10:11 am #

    Ha, generation gap…

  5. Deep Blue responded on 22 Jan 2008 at 10:11 pm #

    Interesting thing here is that he poses as Freeman from mid-HL1, because he’s never heard the G-Man speak. But he uses information from 2 and the episodes too (”we’ve got heavy competition from another company”).

    But indeed, hilarious.

  6. Orpheus responded on 23 Jan 2008 at 1:47 pm #

    Amazingly funny.
    Deep Blue: Gordon would’ve known about the other company, he was actually there. (I mean it IS the freeman, after all).

  7. Neo594 responded on 23 Jan 2008 at 3:28 pm #

    Lmao, now, Coast to Coast Radio…Hmmm, don’t do alot of radio listening but this guy really needs to check up on some things…like Video Games…

  8. Sedim responded on 23 Jan 2008 at 9:43 pm #

    That, is so very very awesome… if only he had managed to work in the words “Unexpected Consequences” somehow I would have had goosebumps.

  9. Prank Half Life Call - Tactical Gamer responded on 23 Jan 2008 at 11:29 pm #

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  10. Brian responded on 24 Jan 2008 at 4:15 am #

    That’s awesome! Art Bell would have probably caught this..

  11. G-man responded on 25 Jan 2008 at 9:32 am #

    Please be advised that Gordon Freeman is no longer employed by Black Mesa. Furthermore, this video is in direct violation of Black Mesa’s policies and procedures. It must be removed from this website immediately, before we run out of.. time.

  12. Gordon Freeman responded on 25 Jan 2008 at 1:05 pm #

    This is harassment. I can’t take this crap any more.

    I quit.

    You can take your portal technology and stick it.

  13. Barney responded on 26 Jan 2008 at 5:35 am #

    Hey Gordon, buddy… I’ve been thinkin’… I’m sick of this too… why don’t we go get that beer I keep promising ya, and just blow off this place? Maybe we can find a tram headed to… I dunno… Aruba?

    Laying back on a beach as far away from Black Mesa as possible sounds pretty good right now.

    Whaddaya say?

  14. GLaDOS responded on 26 Jan 2008 at 3:51 pm #

    This was a triumph
    I’m making a note here: huge success
    It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction

  15. Dr Breen responded on 26 Jan 2008 at 7:20 pm #

    @glados - Aperture Science sucks.

    Black Mesa FTW!

  16. Lukas responded on 27 Jan 2008 at 7:11 am #

    At the end he was like “Portal technology???”

    Ahh, cheers, mate. That was awesome.

  17. Brad responded on 27 Jan 2008 at 2:29 pm #

    That is the coolest thing I’ve experienced all day.

  18. hi responded on 28 Jan 2008 at 4:06 am #

    not only does this idiot stutter he sounds canadian.. i dont like to listen to canadians talk

  19. Gordon Freeman responded on 28 Jan 2008 at 8:50 am #

    Yea, Barney, sure thing. I’ve filed my resignation papers, but we have this one last experiment to do before i can get out of here. Where should we get that beer then? I hear the bar at Aperture Science promises free cake with every buy.

  20. chell responded on 28 Jan 2008 at 10:12 am #

    @Gordon - I work at Aperture. Don’t get your hopes up. They’ve had the signs up about the cake, and they’ve been talking about the cake for months.

    But I have yet to see them have any cake in the staff bar. I am beginning to think someone is lying about it.

    They banned facebook and myspace the other day as well :(

  21. GLaDOS responded on 28 Jan 2008 at 5:49 pm #

    Look at us still talking
    when there’s Science to do.
    There are experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.

    Please join us at Apeture Science, there are many fulfilling positions available. All new hires get delicious cake at the end of your first work day.

  22. Gordon Frohman responded on 31 Jan 2008 at 11:48 am #

    Oh, cool! Portals! I bet I could find Dr. Breen again with those! Where do I sign up for Apertutre Laboratories?
    Oh, by the way, I may bring a few pets. Are those against company policy? *Antlions screech*

  23. mr. shark responded on 05 Feb 2008 at 5:26 am #

    scientology

  24. Finds of the Month January 2008 # Ruelicke.net responded on 08 Feb 2008 at 10:41 pm #

    [...] While we enjoy the picture, I heard that Gordon Freeman called a radio station: Gordon Freeman Calls Coast to Coast AM. [...]

  25. Caith responded on 12 Feb 2008 at 6:20 pm #

    Funny, I listen to C2CAM all the time, XD poor George

  26. petereterpay responded on 13 Feb 2008 at 10:14 am #

    Gordon Freeman…. its time to wake up.

  27. GORDON FREEMANS GRANDMOTHER responded on 13 Feb 2008 at 8:49 pm #

    Gordon stop watching porn on my laptop. it’s immoral and disgusting you need to start looking for another job.

    -Elizabeth Freeman

  28. Aperture Science Turret responded on 21 Apr 2008 at 3:09 am #

    I see you. : )

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