Welcome to ubercharged.net
Me and a bunch of guys from work have been playing the Team Fortress 2 beta and have been loving it. Sniping, setting people on fire, stabbing people in the back who thought they were our friends, clubbing people who walk slower than us, and then we played some TF2.
We’ve been spending more than a few hours playing each night, and then recapping the evenings play the next day at work over the ritual morning coffee. We talk a lot of crap and have a few laughs about the crazy stuff in this game. So I figured we could post some of the coffee machine conversations online. Maybe someone might find them interesting.
Which is how we got to ubercharged.net – basically a bunch of random ramblings (some of it written sober), about all things related to Team Fortress by professed amateurs.

Paper Shadow (Higher Priest of Trainism) responded on 08 Oct 2008 at 8:01 am #
I have come from the future to assassinate you, so the Train God can live in peace…
Uuuuuugh... (Train Zombie) responded on 10 Oct 2008 at 9:08 am #
Uuuuuuuuuungh…. (I need cheekun foots for sacrifice.)
Himmelstoss responded on 10 Oct 2008 at 2:29 pm #
The train god is pleased.
Lord Zurkov responded on 10 Oct 2008 at 3:30 pm #
I find it rather disturbing that the first post on the first post on this site was made an ENTIRE YEAR AFTER IT WAS POSTED. >_<”
CrabGuy responded on 10 Oct 2008 at 4:03 pm #
The train god wnats you,too,madlep.
Surrender or die.
Give up and…well,die.
Your choice.
CrabGuy responded on 10 Oct 2008 at 4:04 pm #
/grammarfarce
Shrake12 responded on 12 Oct 2008 at 3:05 am #
Gentlemen, we witness the beginning. I shall be there to witness the end.
Foolish Train God zealots, your deity is no match for the combined awesome of your lbaord and master, Team Roomba.
Roomba be upon you. And also with you. Lift up your wrenches.
Let us pray the prayer that the Roomba first taught us saying:
Our Griefer, who art stuck in the Resupply room, Hallowed be Thy Dispenser. Thy server come, Thy Grief be done, On Dustbowl as it is in the Resupply room. Give us this day, our daily Trivia, and grief us we pray, as we grief those who rant against us. And lead us not into Banishment, but deliever us from the Ban Hammer. For Thine is the Server, the Grief, and the Dispenser forever. NEED A DISPENSER HERE!
Passive Engie responded on 01 Mar 2009 at 4:34 am #
Past Madlep I have come to warn you! There will be masses of medics and pyros and heavies and scouts. Why you ask? because they have special updates with new weapons and abilities (the pyro can airblast rockets:) ) BEWARE!!!
The Admiral responded on 28 Jul 2009 at 4:00 am #
You’ll do many great things, madlep. You’ll make a great site, destory Akismet, and witness TF2’s evolution from NAO, to THEN. To that post about “Class rushes”
Also, madlep, in the future, Engineers get to upgrade their [i]dispensers and teleporters. [/i] Is this not the sign of change (FOR YOU, PAST MAN)?
General Balls responded on 29 Sep 2009 at 8:18 pm #
So you made this site, madlep?
You’re daft.